applebright asked: "YOU'RE CONRAD BIIIIRDIEEEEEEEEEEE"

i would cast you in into the woods as a tree

posted 6 months ago with 1 note

applebright asked: "i am half octopus"

one of my best friends is an octopus

posted 6 months ago with 6 notes

applebright asked: "GREAT BLOG U HAVE HERE"

thanks it’s always nice to hear from a fan xoxo

posted 7 months ago with 7 notes





applebright asked: "IN A WEEK AND FOUR HOURS I'M GETTING ON A BOAT TO GET ON A TRAIN TO GET ON A PLANE TO GET ON ANOTHER PLANE TO COME SEE YOU"

what if this was the most elaborate catfish of all time and you waited until our 3rd cross-country international visit to reveal that you’ve been planning to murder me all along

posted 10 months ago with 7 notes